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Thursday, April 9, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
POINTS TO PONDER
1. Why toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
2. Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
3. Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?
4. Why your Obstetrician or Gynaecologist leaves the room when you get undressed - if they are going to look up there anyway?
5. If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
7. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
8. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
9. Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
10. Why did you give me your e-mail address in the first place?
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